I was walking to the library on campus yesterday and I noticed a man who was bald and had the build of a biker, at first I checked his eyebrows to see if he had alopecia or was just bald by choice, and then he decided to say, "Did ya lose a bet, or did you just like the way it looked on me?" I explained my story politely and had a nice conversation with him. But his comment made me think of all the different reactions I've gotten from people, and I was just wondering if anyone has any really good one-liners they'd like to share that either people have said to them (even if it made you wanna punch em, acknowledge that it was clever), they've said to others, or ones that you just made up in your head that you've been dying to share with someone.
Oh and another, a big bald cop asked me once, "So, are you a hair club member too?"
Y'all enjoy this one, I hope we get some good laughs out of our alopecia. :)