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> Please take a moment to relax your mind and humble your heart to focus

> on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read

> this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc,

> we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray

> together, stay together.

> If you pray this prayer, change the number in the subject box before

> forwarding the message so people can SEE how many… Continue

The One Flaw In Women



By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss… Continue

Quirks And All

16 Jan 2009



"We love because he first loved us." I John 4:19 (NIV)



We have lived in our house for just a few months, and the quirks are starting to show. One of the burners on the stove doesn't work on the low setting. A piece of tile on the counter top is not glued in all the way. Several of the outlets in the bonus room were wired wrong, which means sometimes the electricity in that room works, and sometimes it doesn't. And sometimes, if someone turns… Continue