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Comment by Susan Innes on November 7, 2011 at 7:41pm

Norm, you're reading the wrong manual. There are minor complaints such as: The "Honey, I'm home/where are my slippers?" greetings which could be for the dog who seems to adore anyone who gives them a pat on the head. (What happened to the roses, Norm?)

Then, there are the more egregious acts such as "asking one to sit on furniture that one could stick to" or "talking about oneself through the entire dinner and then forgetting the date's name when a friend appears" or "indulging in chewing tobacco and then using the dog's waterdish for a sputtoon." Yuk...really all too much for the intelligent female to endure!:). Hugs, Moana.

Comment by Norm on November 7, 2011 at 12:15pm

But Sue, we're SUPPOSED to be disappointing! If we weren't, what else would you wimmin moan about?? :)

Comment by Susan Innes on November 7, 2011 at 11:19am

Watching for a bald dog, a rescue group happened to locate one in an Oklahoma shelter, transporting the little guy, "Ollie" up to Wisconsin. He was here about 4 weeks when the veterinarian remarked that his "hair" was coming back. Considering our winters, I was happy for the little guy (although had spent a fortune on dog coats) yet sad for myself until a friend reminded me that her life had been full of "guys who turned out to be very disappointing." Hugs, Susan

Comment by Rodeli on September 3, 2011 at 12:18am

Hey, Tan, you aren't the only one who uses that method! I find if I don't put the fan on too high, I don't get Medusa hair--but then most of my wigs are shorter.

Comment by Rodeli on August 1, 2011 at 2:38am

Recently when staying at a resort, I decided to wash my wig out one night and had placed it on the upright vacuum cleaner in the closet to dry overnight. The next day it was really hot so I decided to just wear a scarf. A few hours later it occurred to me I had c0mpletely forgot about my wig and started to laugh. My son and friends asked me why I was laughing and I told them I forgot and left my wig in the closet on the vacuum cleaner and hoped the maid didn't feel the need to use the vacuum cleaner that day. When we got home later that night, I noticed the vacuum cleaner had been moved and my wig was put back on top of the vacuum cleaner. ;-) However, the next day the vacuum cleaner disappeared from our suite and we never saw it again for the rest of our stay. Hmmmm.

Comment by Mike on July 31, 2011 at 2:35pm

One of my good friends is pregnant and I hang out quite a bit with her and her husband. We joke that one of the two of us is the father (he is, lol, obviously) but he said, "if that baby comes out bald or with little hair, I will know it's yours."

Another good one...if I am trying to get out of something, I tell people I am sorry, but I have to wash my hair that night. Takes a bit for them to clue in.

Comment by Avi on July 7, 2011 at 11:52pm

hahaha - hilarious. and good to know that our pets still see us as the same person (capable of letting them outside), with or without the wigs, etc.!

Comment by Susan Wilbur on July 3, 2011 at 8:42pm

Whenever my little 18 month old would see one of our cats, she would start pointing and meowing. One day, I left my wig on the bathroom counter. When we went in for her bath, she started pointing at it and meowing!

Comment by Petra on July 3, 2011 at 3:43pm

Wig, bandana etc......they start getting excited when I start putting on my eye makeup HA HA. I also learned real fast that you don't throw your wig on the stairs with a 3 month old puppy.....aaahhhh a new chew toy :-)

Comment by Christy Ingram on July 3, 2011 at 8:04am

Ravisha, Our Sheltie knows that I will be leaving with or without him when I grab one of my wigs off a stand in our spare bedroom and then put it on...he makes it clear that he wants to be able to go along!!! lol

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