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- A True Story
- I live in da United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia, Bck n Forth (No I did'nt go to school on a camel, and don't live in a Pyramid)
- I only add people on Facebook I know, so strangers stay away
- I was born in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. (The Doctor quit his job, and was deported.; ) The Nurses still dread that day. --- "This is the only lie in this biography")
- I got kicked out of Computer Science class in High School, but then I told the principal to give me the exam again and i got the highest marks. The teacher got kicked out the next week, and I was back in class. "Apparently, I asked too many stupid questions."
- When I was eight, a bug went in my ear and short circuited parts of my brain, so please excuse me for the erratic behavior.
- When I was nine. Got thrown out of the Mosque once for pointing a laser at the Imam's Butt. The Imam complained to my father. My father nearly beat the crap out of me.
- The next week I rescued a three kittens from the Mosque :)
- When I was ten I removed my computers motherboard, and then the computer never worked. My mom beat the crap out of me. Well I learned a lot, to this day people call me when the computer is broken. Well of course to fix it. That was the best or worst day of my life, I am still confused.; -) To this day 386 is my lucky number.
- When I was eleven, During my Art Class I flushed clay down the toilet and half the school flooded with stinky toilet water. Got Detention for a week, the same year I won the award for Best Art Student.
- Thus i made a scientific discovery Academic Performance is inversely proportional to a student's erratic behavior.
- Ten years later, my scientific discovery was later re validated. My Best Friend Umberto Voci, the teacher's nightmare is Chief of Quality Control at Ferrari Milan. The same student was known for biting students when angry. Now he is working at Ferrari, Oh I miss those detentions days.
- I am the only person in the world who goes to the Mosque on a Skateboard. Please contact me if you know someone else :)
- When I was sixteen I gained a fascination for Arnold Schwarzenegger, never looked back.
- I learned how to drive without a Driving License in front of the Biggest Police Department of my City. The Police has never stopped me to check my License, no matter how hard i try.
- At this Police Department people have been known to go to be jailed for driving violations, even if they can't afford a bicycle. I don't understand why they didn't catch me.
- There is a story that one poor Bangladeshi laborer was fined and arrested for speeding while he "walked" on the kerb near the same Police department.
- About a month After September 11th I used a computer program with a voice emulator and called IBM Saudi Arabia, and said there is a bomb in the building. My father beat the crap out of me.
- Now I am completing a terminal degree in Graphic Design and Multimedia, I will graduate soon. I hope no bugs crawl into my ears again.
Regards, Thank you for your time.
May your computer blow up.
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