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Come listen to a story about a man named Jed.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.
Poor mountaineer owned the hair upon his head.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food,
and out fell his hair right down to the root.
Bald, that is. Chrome domed. Cueball style.
Well the first thing you know ole Jed is combing air.
Kinfolk said, "Jed you been hitting Nair?"
Said, "Dermatology is the place you outa be."
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Plastic surgeons. Hair transplants.
(Cue the banjo.)
Poor mountaineer owned the hair upon his head.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food,
and out fell his hair right down to the root.
Bald, that is. Chrome domed. Cueball style.
Well the first thing you know ole Jed is combing air.
Kinfolk said, "Jed you been hitting Nair?"
Said, "Dermatology is the place you outa be."
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Plastic surgeons. Hair transplants.
(Cue the banjo.)
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Comment by Tallgirl on August 8, 2009 at 12:31pm
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Keep 'em coming! I think you ave hit on something here. Market it to AARP Magazine and any DJs who are hiring out for high school reunions!
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Comment by JeffreySF on August 8, 2009 at 1:16pm
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Try one for the Brady Bunch (Alopecia Bunch)
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Comment by Diana Carter on January 18, 2011 at 6:58pm
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I know this is an older post, but I just found it! Love it!
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