Dead wig left on the seat of my car

I left my poor wig on the seat of my car. Never do that . The back of the wig it a friz mess. Looks like it melted. I tried to revive the poor wig and put everything you can think of to bring it back from the dead.I live in Southern Utah area near Zion Park so inside the car can become like an oven.
I have not paid more than $45 for a wig and often try and buy them clearance. So I find I have several different colors. The problem is my husband can never find me in the store! Ha!
Bald is much better because I get so hot and cannot cool my body down. No hair means that my body does not cool me down and often I get sick to my stomach.
Here is my poem for the my dead wig! I need help with this ode to the dead wig so sad. So help me out here with this poem.....

Dead frized wig lay on the seat of the car.

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Comment by Tallgirl on July 4, 2012 at 2:01am

(frizzed)

I needed to shop but I hadn't gone far...

Comment by Dominique Cleopatra on July 4, 2012 at 3:35am
Scorching heat of the summer sun
Cooked my hairy heap like a hot dog bun.
Comment by Norm on July 4, 2012 at 11:48am

The cops tried to bust me - I got really tense
They said "Cruelty to wigs is a serious offence!"

Comment by Norm on July 4, 2012 at 11:55am

I told them I was taking it down to the vet's,
But he couldn't help - he only does pets.
So my poor old wig curled its ends up and died
And all cos it stayed in the car and got fried. :(

Comment by Anne Vanderlaan on July 4, 2012 at 12:48pm

Now the plans for the funeral were set out, it was
sad for the parting of the poor wig.
People came from all over to see the event. An old cowboy
brought out guitar began a song and sang, leaving tears to all eyes,
his words....

Comment by Dominique Cleopatra on July 4, 2012 at 10:26pm

Rang out for all to hear. He said, "At least you can still wear it on your rear!"

Comment by Anne Vanderlaan on July 4, 2012 at 11:40pm

AAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahah .

For I fear my dear it will not look nice any longer to wear
on that bald head......
Unless you can use it for other things my oh my!

Comment by Dominique Cleopatra on July 5, 2012 at 1:49am
He said with a sigh "It might still make a fine Merkin in bed", and so by the cowboy I was led. We took a long roll in the hay and what started as a disaster turned into one mighty fine day ;)
Comment by Norm on July 5, 2012 at 7:04am

So the wig's resurrected, and now it's become
A strange hairy thing that you wear on your bum.
It might not be comfy, but at least you can say
It got me a date and a roll in the hay :)

Comment by Anne Vanderlaan on July 5, 2012 at 12:16pm

The wig became angry and decided to leave
because it was not some kind of weave
Now resurrected has decided not to be some kind of bun
warmer instead.......

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