The shower is not my friend...

And for that matter, either is;

- The stupid wind
- My ever insulting hair brush
- My constant mocking pillow case
- Don't even get me started on my asshole hairdryer
- Even my slimy fingers have given me grief these days
- Oh and then there's the good ol' dermatologist... yea, we won't EVEN go there...

I'm not sure how my boyfriend and family will feel about my break-ups, especially with the shower... but, lucky for them, it's one relationship I haven't learned to fully sever... I'll go back... I'll forgive... I always do...

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Comment by Rachel on June 6, 2009 at 1:21pm
The shower and the pillow case are definitely the WORST!
Comment by Izzy on June 7, 2009 at 12:09am
yea the shower is a bad thing... when Im in the shower I touch my head and wish I could rnu my fingers through my hair. But Iv never known what that was like :(
Comment by Kara on June 11, 2009 at 5:16pm
As serious as this is I love your comedic spin :) I can totally relate. Been going through this for about 2 months and at first I would do practically anything to avoid showering, brushing or touching my hair. Luckily I'm going on tour and will be on the road for about a week aka no convenient way to shower, no hairbrush and no mirrors!
Comment by JenNy on June 12, 2009 at 10:31pm
I totally 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ur hatreds.. geezum.. can they be so mocking? I'm ready to throw down with the wind.. but it'll probably kick my ass since it kicks my hairs ass for sure... i think we may be losing hairs at a similar pace.. i just cringe when i see my ponytail diameter dwindling. do u find short hair more forgiving girl? hollA!

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